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State Law

• Females are forbidden from doing their own hair without being licensed by the state.
• Dogs must have a permit signed by the mayor in order to congregate in groups of three or more on private property.
• Oklahoma will not tolerate anyone taking a bite out of another's hamburger.
• It is against the law to read a comic book while operating a motor vehicle.
• Whaling is illegal.
• It is illegal to have the hind legs of farm animals in your boots.
• Residents are taxed for the furniture in their homes, and any other personal belongings.
• People who make "ugly faces" at dogs may be fined and/or jailed.
• Cars must be tethered outside of public buildings.
• Oral sex is a misdemeanor and is punisable by one year in jail and a $2,500 fine.
• Anyone arrested for soliciting a hooker must have their name and picture shown on television.
• It's statutory rape for a man over 18 to have sex with a female under the age of 18, provided she's a virgin. If she's not a virgin, it is okay, but the said person must be over 16. If both parties are under 18, then the law does not apply.
• Tattoos are banned.
• No one may spit on a sidewalk.
• It is illegal to wear your boots to bed.
• It is illegal to have sex before you are married.
• Fish may not be contained in fishbowls while on a public bus.
• Tissues are not to be found in the back of one's car.
• One may not promote a "horse tripping event".
• It is illegal for the owner of a bar to allow anyone inside to pretend to have sex with a buffalo.

Local Law

Ada

• If you wear New York Jets clothing, you may be put in jail.

Bartlesville

• If ones dog is run over by a car, the owner must pay for the dog's disposal.
• No person may own more than two adult cats.
• It is illegal to cause "annoying vibrations" in the city limits.
• Persons may not play catch on any city street.

Clinton

• Molesting an automobile is illegal.

Hawthahorne

• It is unlawful to put any hypnotized person in a display window.

Oklahoma City

• No one may walk backwards downtown while eating a hamburger.

Schulter

• Women may not gamble in the nude, in lingerie, or while wearing a towel.

Tulsa

• You may not open a soda bottle without the supervision of a licensed engineer.
• Elephants are not to be taken into the downtown area.

Wynona

• One's mode of transportation must be tied up while not attended.
• Mules may not drink out of bird baths.
• Clothes may not be washed in bird baths.

Yukon

• It is illegal to tie a horse in front of city hall.
• While passing another vehicle, you must honk your horn.