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State Law
  • No animal may be hunted for on Sunday with the exception of raccoons, which may be hunted until 2:00 AM.
  • Not only is it illegal to have sex with the lights on, one may not have sex in any position other than missionary.
  • There is a state law prohibiting "corrupt practices of bribery by any person other than candidates."
  • You may not engage in business on Sundays, with the exception of almost every industry.
  • If one is not married, it is illegal for him to have sexual relations.
  • You may not have oral or anal sex.
  • Driving while not wearing shoes is prohibited.
  • Police radar detectors are illegal.
  • Citizens must honk their horn while passing other cars.
  • Children are not to go trick-or-treating on Halloween.
  • It is illegal to tickle women.
Local Law

Culpeper

  • No one may wash a mule on the sidewalk.

Dayton

  • A person of color may not be oustide or within the city limits after 7 pm.

Frederick

  • Any person who owns a pool risks a $2500 fine for not closing the gate to the pool when they get done swimming in it.
  • A special license is required for persons wishing to sell such items as tableware and coins.

Lebanon

  • It is illegal to kick your wife out of bed.

Norfolk

  • Spitting on a sea gull is not tolerated.
  • A man may face 60 days in jail for patting a woman's derriere.
  • Women must wear a corsette after sundown and be in the company of male chaperone.

Prince William County

  • No person may keep a skunk as a pet.
  • It is illegal to cuss about another.
  • It is illegal to park a car on railroad tracks.

Richmond

  • It is illegal to flip a coin in a restaurant to see who pays for a coffee.

Stafford County

  • It is legal for a man to beat his wife on the courthouse steps so long as it is before 8:00 pm.

Victoria

  • It is illegal to skate down the sidewalk of Main Street.

Virginia Beach

  • If you are drunk and not driving your car, and the person who is driving the car is drunk as well, you may both receive DUI's.
  • It is illegal for a person to ride on the handlebars of a bike.
  • It is illegal to use profanity on Atlantic Avenue or the boardwalk.
  • It is also unlawful to drive by the same place within 30 minutes on Atlantic Avenue.

Waynesboro

  • It is illegal for a woman to drive a car up Main Street unless her husband is walking in front of the car waving a red flag. (Repealed)
 

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